RAMSTEIN AIR BASE, Germany -- Hello everyone! I've dragged my human around so often on my exploits that I decided to give her a break. I mean, come on, she only has two legs. Last weekend we decided to explore our own backyard here in Kaiserslautern. I've been living here for 35 dog-years, and I had no idea how much there was in walking distance from my dog house. We started off by going to the tallest building in town -- city hall. Unfortunately, they wouldn't let me in, so I left a few, um, "Lt. Spanky's" on their doorstep. Next off, we made our way to St. Martin's Fountain. Now, I usually hide under the couch whenever my human mentions the bath, but the water looked amazing, so I decided to take a few laps. I don't think the locals liked that though, so we high-tailed it out of there and headed to the farmers market. This was the first time in a long time I was actually happy dogs have a heightened sense of smell. Fruits and vegetables are not usually my thing. Fortunately, they did have a few of my favorites, like meat and cheese. I usually roll over for a good T-bone, however; my human gave me a sample of fresh honey to start. This stuff was amazing! It had me licking my lips for hours. I never knew how much Kaiserslautern had to offer. Just goes to show, if you look for a good time, you will find it.