WEBVTT 00:03.161 --> 00:06.744 - Good afternoon y'all, this is D on Fleek. 00:06.889 --> 00:09.716 And I want to talk about last night the Airforce Ball. 00:09.716 --> 00:13.228 Did you see General McSnuffy and Mrs. McSnuffy? 00:13.228 --> 00:15.478 They were fleek last night. 00:15.648 --> 00:17.660 My goodness look at them. 00:17.660 --> 00:19.160 They are stunning. 00:19.384 --> 00:22.600 The General's mess dress right there, that is dope. 00:22.600 --> 00:24.161 And look at his wife's gown. 00:24.161 --> 00:26.078 Her dress was gorgeous. 00:26.228 --> 00:30.395 But, let's talk about General McGruff and his wife. 00:30.845 --> 00:32.489 What were they doing? 00:32.489 --> 00:34.823 They should have asked a stylist or something. 00:34.823 --> 00:37.664 There's got to be some type of protocol. 00:37.664 --> 00:38.497 She should have at least-- 00:38.497 --> 00:41.340 - Something people sometimes forget is BMW. 00:41.340 --> 00:43.317 No we're not talking about the car, 00:43.317 --> 00:46.016 we're talking bread, meal, water. 00:46.016 --> 00:47.944 The bread goes to your left, 00:47.944 --> 00:50.142 your meal to the center in your plate, 00:50.142 --> 00:52.317 and your water to your right. 00:52.317 --> 00:55.261 Then any outlying silverware just garnishes the set up 00:55.261 --> 00:57.344 and you work your way in. 00:57.595 --> 00:59.466 It's really really simple, 00:59.466 --> 01:02.427 and the best part is you'll be ready for dinner with anyone, 01:02.427 --> 01:06.594 even the Dutchess of Cambridge would be impressed. 01:07.085 --> 01:08.664 - Captain Jaz for one. 01:08.664 --> 01:12.831 - Uh sir it looks like I don't have you one my list. 01:13.742 --> 01:16.930 - (laughs) You're kidding me, right? 01:16.930 --> 01:17.763 There must be some kind of mistake. 01:17.763 --> 01:18.998 Check again please. 01:18.998 --> 01:21.288 - Sir I assure you there's no Jaz on this list. 01:21.288 --> 01:22.371 Sorry my man. 01:22.714 --> 01:24.768 - Look, I've got a date in there waiting for me. 01:24.768 --> 01:26.880 Alright, I don't want to keep her waiting. 01:26.880 --> 01:28.797 Do me a solid, alright? 01:28.835 --> 01:31.085 - No reservation, no entry. 01:31.308 --> 01:33.182 - Look, pal, I bought my tickets 01:33.182 --> 01:34.515 off somebody fair and square, 01:34.515 --> 01:36.192 and I paid a lot of money for it, 01:36.192 --> 01:37.859 now excuse yourself. 01:41.981 --> 01:44.314 (screaming) 01:47.492 --> 01:49.992 (funky music)